Friday, March 18, 2011

No Ding Dongs!

Hello all whom care that I can't eat "ding dongs" anymore.
In November I was diagnosed with celiac disease, which is a slap and punch to my stomach. This means NO gluten! I'm talking about all wheat flour, barley, rye and oats. Even the crumbs on the counter I can not eat, as I lift my fists up to the Heavens and say WHY! WHY! So of course I found out what candy I could eat first. The only bread I can eat now is the body of Christ on Sundays at communion, and even that stuff tastes freezer burnt.

I digress!

I have to keep telling myself that this has all been a blessing in disguise, which is TRUE! I have lost up to 25lbs. since November and 50lbs. total from last summer. So with a brief absence from my blog and I'm sure Rachel needed it to, I'm back, from outer space, don't turn around now, cause you won't get NO flour here! ShooBdo....Waaa!!!

Rachel and I are revising her recipes to fit my new lifestyle. Evan has been eating the same way now, so Rachel, you and I are peeling off the starchy layers and showing off our new slim SEXY nudie parts! WhooHoo! Oh, that rocks, I'm going to name it "Break Away Meals" get it? Take it off and let all the good stuff hang out! Yeah Baby!

Stay tuned, I will pick a recipe this weekend and strip. Ding dongs not included! Wow, that would be a great shirt!